Daily Cartoons

zaterdag, juli 03, 2004

Saddam speelt blad, steen, schaar


By Jay Barnes

Saddam:
I'm bored!


Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!


This Guy:
Can I Play?


Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Saddam:
Will I choose Rock


Saddam:
Paper


Saddam:
Or Scissors


Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!


Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it


Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play


Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!


Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?


Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE


Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS


Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always


Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows


Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper


Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!


Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand


Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND


Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it


Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile


Judge:
Missile? What Missile?


Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!


Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP


Saddam:
AM NOT


Judge:
Are too


Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list

-FIN-